my twilight confessions...

I poured glitter on my boyfriend so he’d b just like Edward
I stay up at night waiting for Edward to show up
I developed a weird habit of biting people
I jumped in front of a moving van just to see if Edward would save me
I’m willing to bet against Alice
I threw away Harry Potter to make room for Twilight
I went to the doctor I asked how Edward was doing
I called my doctor “Carlisle”
I looked for a new piano teacher but Edward wasn’t available
I think naughty things to make Edward blush
I saw a grizzley bear and cry for Emmet’s help
I ask attractive men to bite me
I watched the Twilight trailer 4/2 times.. more or less
I asked someone to say “Avra Kadavra” so I could turn into vampire too
At 12.01 AM I go to Stephenie’s website to see the next quote of the day
Hell yea Edward is a man
I don’t go to dance anymore for the fear of bad vampires
I dyed my hair brunette because blondes aren’t Edward’s “thing”
My favorite pick-up line is “I’ll be your Edward if you’ll be my Bella”
I frequently dream about page 449.. Except I change the outcome
If I smell good, I assume it’s cause of my blood
I started calling my parents by their first name
I compared every guy to Edward cullen.. No one comes close
I no longer go tanning
I throw birthday parties for the characters
I plan on moving to Forks someday
When someone has dark eyes, I tell them to go hunt
I bought a shiny silver volvo
I bought several copies of each book to give to myself as gifts
When I get hot, I hope Edward is nearby
When I get cold, I hope Jacob is nearby
I started using strawberry shampoo
Whenever I hear thunder, I root for Edward’s team
I ask my boyfriend to suck on ice before he kisses me
I wore a boot to prom
If I have a very high fever, I wonderif I am part-Quilette
I have my favorite pages memorized so I don’t have to look it up
I frequently go cliff diving so I can hear Edward scold me
I bought my boyfriend gold contacts to wear
I tell little kids that thunder is the sound of vampires playing baseball
I suddenly only eat with forks
I bought a broken motorcycle for Jacob to fix
I avoid anyone named James, Laurent or Victoria
Flirty waitresses are my mortal enemies